April 2012
kingfolly:
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
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intergalacticju:
trollonasan:
abortedslunk:
whatevertheheckles:
nepetaschoiceass:
whatevertheheckles:
butwewereokay:
bemusedlybespectacled:
imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:
mikulukashipblog:
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL...
avrillavignechronicles:
“labels are for soup cans” avril lavigne whispers as she walks away from a group of football players who just called her emo
Awww
cookie package: DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH
me: nods understandingly as i eat the raw cookie dough
How is it that it’s only 11 o’clock and I’m falling asleep at my computer already?
Some Baby Clams Have Two Daddies
sherbertsheperton:
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Who here remembers Death Note? I know I do.
I’m curious. What would you call Kira? A person that kills people who deserved to be killed. Is he a murder? Vigilante?
I ask because I see my Necromancer like that. He only kills the people who deserved it…once he aged enough that is. A couple hobo’s do not count!
He doesn’t care to fight people unless they either get in his...
Can I gush about Kim Harrison?
I love her writing. I don’t know why, maybe I’m biased because her first book I read was a ginger witch? Maybe. But I love it.
Maybe it’s the fact that I am basically a demon who craves grande latte, double espresso, Italian blend, light on the foam, hint of cinnamon and a shot of raspberry.
Where else would you read a story about a Scottish...
Dalek relaxation tape for humans. →
221bbaconstreet:
radiolocked:
emilyisbatmannow:
icece:
tribute27:
babysong:
sherlocksscarf:
dalektea:
I’M FUCKING SOBBING
OOOOH MY GOOOOSHHHHH!! XDXD
“INHALE, CALM! EXHALE, RELAX!”
At the first few seconds of calming music I actually felt a bit okay and then the dalek started screaming at me
“CONTINUE TO BREATH SLOWLY AND CALMLY. THE ACHES AND STRESSES OF DAILY LIFE...
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Google Translate Easter Egg
samhulick:
This is pretty much amazing.
Go to Google Translate.
Choose German as the source language (left pulldown menu).
Paste this text exactly: pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk
Click the speaker icon in the same box you pasted the text into.
Feel free to “customize” the text above. ;)
You’re welcome.
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IM FUCKING CRYING WITH LAUGHTER GO TO THIS FUCKING... →
theface-ofboe:
tenaflyviper:
nightmareloki:
sillypantsjackson:
vondell-swain:
leonsumbitches:
buttsbutts:
beardedbeardstache:
motherfuckingfineasspussymobile:
AND LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU’RE LOOKING HOLY FUCKINGC HRIST I AM GOING TO SHIT MY FUCKING SELF
HOERS
fuCK
dont look a gif-horse in the mouth
very good. very good.
i’m crying i’m actually crying
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March 2012
Watchtyleroakley:
@Shep689
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BOBBY. HOLY FUCK, BOBBY!
thisisrumour:
I CANNOT FORM ANY OTHER THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW. I WAS NEVER EXPECTING THAT, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS, NO WAY THEY GIVE US CAS BACK AND NOW BOBBY AS WELL! THAT’S TOO MUCH LIKE KINDNESS FOR THE SPN WRITERS! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!? asdfghjkl;sdjd. RAISE ALL OF THE DEAD! BRING BACK EVERYONE! FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH FOR THE ENTIRE SPN CAST!
This
My father just shared a facebook picture of a porn actress…The picture was of Lotto Tickets…
I swear I must have pissed off the queen of some royalty in my past life. My father ladies and gentlemen…
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idiotblogger:
I’m sick of following a million deleted blogs, it’s like carrying around dead bodies
I need more dead bodies…